Per Joshy Request (brat)

Sex-laced thoughts, strumming
the vibration-linked auras
like fingers on string

so

September is when

I come back. I'm bored.

Visit Morocco!

where for art thou

not being online

understandable, but not

a lack of haiku

Le Bacon

Ode to le Bacon:
How savory your ways, love
Nom nom nom nom nom

Eureka!

Eureka! One word
With meaning less than absurd.
Breakthrough beyond bounds.

A Newborn's Life

Considering Poo
There's yellow and green but not blue
except with baby boys

If only I had been there

What happens combining

curry, sausage, pineapple?

You get pancakes, bitch.

Sam!

Sam, Sir Cartoonist
Perhaps some art to adjoin 
Your apt writing? Hmm?

Study Withdrawals

Once, I could focus

'Til lectures left my mind mute

Is that a Viszla?!

Ya'll are weird

Waking up this morn

found strange battles with haiku

what is going on?

King? Nah.

A King among men
Perhaps on the movie screen
Not on this, here blog!

"I say.. I say.."

Foghorn Leghorn is
A vaguely racist rooster,
Not haiku master.

Mmm hmmm

Alliteration
Feeling smooth? Ha, sounds just like: 
'Illiteration'

Ha! It begins...

Once upon a time
There was a happy couple
'Til she out-rhymed him